...cause her hair glows like the sun?
...cause her eyes can light the sky?
Ah... because when she walks, she moves so fine - like a flamingo
Walks like a flamingo... that’s that one-legged bird isn’t it? And the only one-legged blonde bird I know of is that harridan Heathen Fleece-paul-to-pay-my-bills McCuntney.
And in the beginning of the credits for Miami Vice, there’s a whole load of flamingoes, and ole Stumpy was called ’Mucca’ coz aparrently she was well into vice (but not carpentry, which would have been ideal, coz she could so with a vice to hold her leg in place as she lathes her leg, which is the uniped equivalent of using the old Venus and revealing the Goddess in you. Although, in all likelyhood, with the money she’s got, her prosthetic pins are probably carved by oiled up nudey dusky ladyboys. Or something).
"Crimson dress that clings so tight" - aye, I bet it did an’ all! Another porny picture to leak to the paps (unlike the court picture of her leaking her paps over Beatley barristers barnets to make ’em look 10 years younger. The barrister looking 10 years younger, that is, not her gahoonies).
Yeah - forget all that Gak Won and Nicky Hambleton-Jones tarting about, just get Muccas Miracle Mammary Milk squirted over your bonce. But be warned, your hair may niff in The Sun as it goes as sour as Muckas mental health.
Pretty Famingo? Pretty awful flaming ho, more like!
