...well, according to the tellybox, it's ole Porky Prescott.
The foolish fat fool is currently claiming that's he caught Bulimia off Lady Di, and wants to serve an an example that men can get Bulimia too.
But hold on... surely bulimics are anorexic waifs, keeping dead slim by regurgitating all their grub. But old Two Jugs (so named after his monstrous moobs) is as fat as fat can be!
One can only assume that his is an extreme form of Bulimia, whereby you purchase a McLardy burger, scoff the lot, sick it up and then partake of the resultant pavement pizza as a snack, thus enabling the portly politician to claim bulimia whilst also keeping the lard intake at a maximum.
Perhaps it's the new scheme to offset the removal of the 10p tax band - save money by spewing up your meals and having them again for tea! Well, if the Italians can get away with it, why can't The Poor?
Yes, the Italians have been selling off blocks of solidified puke under the pseudonym "Palmesan Cheese" - however, anyone who has ever taken a whiff of this cheese will tell you that it has the sweet scent of sick about it. If there's anything to put you off your AngliaTelly, it's someone plonking a heap of grated hurl on the top of your Kate O'Mara, or Spaghettit Bollocknaise.
'tis almost as bad as a "Carlisle Lolly", when certain Go-Go girls freeze their pees. I shudder at the though of a block of "McKeiths Chocolate" being on the market.
Recycle! The possibilities are endless...
