...and reanimating the Deadites into warmongery!
Seems them Space Monsters have been watching Michael Rennie (who was ill, but told us where we stand), and taken a leaf out of his book, and tried to bring all the worlds electrical power to an end.
Hey presto - no resistance to the tripods and the death rays and the Slim Whitman tracks.
So, what was the extratesticle entities method to disable all our nukes and wotnots? An EMP burst? Dissolving power stations?
No, it's taking out the Posh Spice of the windmill world and source of all the worlds energy - the Wind Turban.
Apparently, some local yokels from Lincolnshire took time out to enjoy the icy weather, and vowed to "Keep watching the ski's". Sure enough, as they were on the pissed and partaking of sausages & yoghurt, they saw hundreds of extratenticled saucerfolk soaring through the night and kamikaze diving their interplanetary (most extraordainary) craft into the waify windmills, ripping out a blade and putting a dent in another (Personally, I'd prefer to put my "blade" in a Dent. That one off've Countdown. Or Pig Botherer Pig Snout. Or something.).
The insurers of these Wind Turbans refute this on the basis that the "blade will sometimes just come off a machine for one reason or another. We don't normally see things like aircraft - or UFOs - hitting them."
A-ha! Don't normally!! So, by his own admission, occasionally space monsters suicide bomb them, and these insurance companies bloody well cover it all up!
I'd say get Mulder and Scully up there, but she'd probably get nobbed in the English Cuntryside in some preposterous paedophile prevention diversion, whilse Denise Bryson nobs everything in sight before checking into the Sex Addict* clinic for poking his lincolnshire sausage where the sun don't shine.
More like XXX-Files, these days.
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* A QUIZ SHOW DECLINED BY NOEL EDMUNDS, UNTIL THEY RETHUNK IT AND MADE IT ABOUT TV
