Nip yer breasts, arrest by penis...

I'm not a girl
Not yet a woman
All I need is time
A moment that is mine
While I'm in between
I'm not a girl

Hah!

If Britney's Pears ain't a girl, she must be a boy.

And if he ain't yet a woman, then he must be a pre-op trannie!

I further assume, that if he's 'in between' then he's had the camel toe implanted, but not had his wanger and sack snipped off at that point.

Which makes him an He-She hermaphrodite Aphrodite when belting out "Oops! I did it again!" in tight red lycra, with 'his' nob sellotaped up his bum, like in Silence Of The Limbs.

But clearly, the final op was a great success, which explains why 'she' was so keen to keep flashing her brand new minge all over "most outrageous celebrity moments", before shaving her bonce to match it.

Or something...