Vexation!
There be treacherous footpads about, thwarting our attempts at gaining ye olde booty!
Some unchivalrous knave hath unscrupulously swindled me & my team out of a heaving sack of gold, by nefariously nobbling the 'net and sabotaging source code!
We could have done with Hermione Granger whipping her pearl necklace out and stalling time to avoid the conniving codester's surprise (and yet inevitable) betrayal!
Rig the competition so no-one can win, apart from he wot wrote it!
SKULLDUGGERY!!!!
Make him walk the plank and haul him round the keel and make him dance on a rope under St Stephens Chronograph.
Them 400 dubloons should be linin' OUR purses!!
