Much has been said about the hedgehog and it's non-Earthbound properties, but it appears that other creatures are resident within the same skyward plain.
Of course, despite the protestations of the Tonghua Zhenguo Farmer's Suit Eek Cull Company, we already know about the Rods - diving about the skies, pretending to be Chupacabras (or Two Pack Shacker in English) and groping the erogenous zones of womenfolk with birded hands. Irrefutible proof came when one such fell out of the aquasphere to an untimely death, which was covered up on the lame excuse that "he fell from the roof adjusting the arial".
Anyhoo, The Government of the day have discovered a new species, in which to cover up all the sightings of intergalactic space rockets invading our airspace and photoshopped imagery.
The latest excuse for UFOs not being UFOs are that these images are not spacecraft. Nor rain on the lens. Not even a weevil lobbed into the air by a fellow conspiritor. No, the new evidence is that these are images of larger aquacious sentient beings... spindle shaped entities, giant amoebic blobs and huge bladder shaped objects.
Nothing less than 100ft long giant sky jellyfish!
Of course, this is put forth by the young unbearded greybeards of the future, and is designed to annul our fear of laser equipped battlecruises from a distant galaxy anal probing us to death.
But surely, it's much more terrifying to be on a jetplane, when the electric tendrils of giant killer sky jellyfish hungry for man-flesh envelop the plane and shuck you out like a clam out of it's shell! Tourist sushi for the Portuguese Manowar Of The Gods, dragging you out of the fuselage with a slimy tentacle of Doom!
I'm all for Mother Nature fighting back, but this is political correctness gone mad!
Or something...
