Did you know that Dairy Milk chocolate, being milk chocolate, and containing a pint and a half of milk contains milk?
Surely not! I hear you cry! 'tis only a marketing ploy!
But no - indeed there actually is milk in it! So much so, that they now have to put a warning on for people who are allergic to milk that Dairy Milk Choccie may contain milk!!
Ah, but it be a fair warnin', for this milk seems to be the milky sap of the cactus. The peyote cactii in particular - for it has strange after effects!
For if you so much as eat a small chunk of the tasty treat, then you need to avoid Pappa Ratseye - for the combo of choc & camera creates a cranial stimulus, resulting in the involuntary dancing of eyebrows.
Which can be quite embarassing - especially in those undiscovered Amazonian civillizations where they communicate by eyebrow alone. You'd be trekking through the undergrowth when you come across a cargo culted pygmy blowdarter, unaware of John Frum. You offer him a piece of choccie - he refused at the deities dainties. So you pop a chunk in to show it's harmless. Then you take a Soul Capturing photo with him...
Before you know it, your eyelids are tellling him "Roger me to death* and pop me in the boiling pot with a chilli up the bum for flavouring".
The dentist keeps telling me to drink more milk...
He's not x-raying my chops again...
* REMEMBER - CHOCOLATE IS AN BIG, FRIZZY HAIRED, SOMEWHAT UNSTEADY TIBETAN COW. ALTHOUGH, WHAT AN AFRO'ED DIZZY YAK HAS TO DO WITH SEX & CHOCOLATE, I'M YET TO LEARN...
