Gary Fuckit and the Student Union age gap...

Young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you turns me paedophile
Better run girl
Coz I'm a paedo

According to The Daily Jugs, the star of Gavin and Stacey (Matthew Got-the-horn) wouldn't mind a bit of the old jiggery-porkery with Lauren off The Catherine Tit Show. Especially when she's in her school uniform.

Now, the trollop in question may be a haggard old trout in Real Life, but announcing to the world that you want to nob some gobby chav schoolgirl in uniform firmly is somewhat more than suspect!

I bet he goes to them paedo parties as well. You know the one's - Old Skool Clubnights, where the 'organizers' want the totty in school uniform in some "harmless bit of fun" whilst gyrating to "Cum on, Cum on! You Wanna Be In My Gang".

Gang? Paedo ring, more like!