Bad enough that taking out a top-up results in Asian assault, and now it's incestuous soliciting on the streets!
OK, so Charades is bad enough at Xmas, so you make a great escape to McBastards, and stand in the parking lot, munching on festive McFeasts. And while you stand there like some forlorn rent-boy in a car park, up rolls a car and down rolls the window.
And is it some nubile nympho Hen partystrumpets, asking if you're doing business (and would you mind doing the business with the Bride-To-Be on her last night of freedom)?
No, it's an aged old troll asking if you're offering up for cock for gratis (which is foreign for 'covered in cheese'. Or something).
And it's not just any aged old troll - it's yer gran, offering up her festive pie to McDine upon!
M. C. Pimpnanna in da limo, cruisin' for geek chic...
...and free willies...
