No wonder I can't find any grub in the Supermarket, if all the staff are nicking it off the shelves and guzzling the lot in the warehouse!
It's a good job these places are so huge, and the shelf stackers get lots of exercise from trekking round the store. Otherwise, their cereal snatching might result in portly pushers of palletts, and management might catch on to their pinchage.
Not only that, they nick it right out of your mitts! Or hide amongst the Hovis and whip stuff out your trolly when you're not looking!
I'll give 'em crunchy nuts if they try and con me out of my brekkie on the lame excuse that my Frosties are on the wonk!
I just hope they don't want to check out my cream...
...on second thoughts, though... that depends on the checker...
Preferably not a Chubby...
