I kissed a girl*...

an' I liked it
But she tastes like some old chaps dick...

Serves her right for snogging lesbionic babes who've been fellating OAPs!

At least when Jill Sobule sang about snogging her neighbours missus, Jenny tasted of fags.

And not his hairy behemoth.

* WHEN I SAY I KISSED A GIRL,  I MEAN K.T.PERRY KISSED A GIRL. NOT XYMON. THE CHANCES OF XYM GETTING TO KISS A PRETTY ARE A MILLION TO ONE (HE SAID). WHO'D WANT TO SNOG THAT FAT TUB O'LARD!

I KISSED A XYM
DON'T LIKE IT
HE'S SUCH A GORMLESS FAT GIT...

ETC...