Why are wisdom teeth so called?
Doesn't seem very wise to me, forcing it's way out your gums at a strange angle, leaving itself ripe for invasion from Mystery Cats with hidden paws.
On the other hand, it's appears to be wise enough to let said feline go so deep that drillment is impossible, so it's peg pullment city.
Although, it seems that to get at this wisest of gnashers, they have to flay half me face off to get at it, being in such a feck awkward place!
And if becoming a gummy bear ain't enough, now I have to learn braille!
Which is great, coz when yer blind, you get to 'accidentally' grope Pretties protuberances as you feel your way forward! And if I recall, isn't there a game called Blind Man's In The Buff... or was that a Skinny Emma song?
Xym's bin framed...
