Forget Police, Camera, Action and the like - there appears to be a new bobby on the beat.
Of the mixed black and white clerical style!
Yes, whislt a-waiting for the omnibus, there was a police chase. But not any old police chase.
It was a police chase on foot...
..or should I say pause?
Two yappy chavvy dogs, charging down the street, pursued by a burly canine with a big flashing blue light on his bonce!
Certainly not a sight you see everyday, so I suspect that I just got a glimpse into the real world of aminals.
Whilst the owners are blissfully unaware, they have their own secret society, and I just happened to catch sight of the woof justice being doled out to crackhead canines.
I dread to think what's going on when we're not looking. Poodle prostitutes on street corners, mastiff muggers, Rover the Rapist - and there's the Bulldog Bill, harassing a couple of Jack-The-Lad Russels for sexual misconduct in a public place.
Buttsniffing clampdown. It's a canine PC gone mad, I tell thee!
