Seems that one of these alleged 'celebrities' is a glamma modul, and true to form, is as thick as the cak from a kangaroos colon.
She claims that she works hard for her money. Call me olde fashioned, but forgetting to put on a bra in front of a camera, copping off with a wealthy footballer and becoming a brood mare isn't exactly "working hard" - fecking lazy it what it is!
And to try and further your career by having a couple of Space Hoppers shoved up yer chest, then whinge about backache and wanting to get even bigger zeppelins...
...although, it would appear her surgery went all 'tits up', as it's quite apparent that not only is she a right tit, her right tit itself appears to be a Lead Zeppelin! Check out the Bush Telegraph - everyone else sits up straight. Not so Madame Mammaries - the weight of her unequally balanced bazookas tilts her between 10° and 50° to the right (viewers left)!
Check it out, see if I'm right!
Of course, the plan is to get the readers of the Daily Jugs and the Sunday Spurt to vote on the basis that thick chavbirds reckon "the girl's done gud" and chavblokes think "Tits. Must. Vote. Tits".
And the evil trout moans when she finds other contestants on the game show are playing a game! Shock! Horror! Outrage! How dare they usurp her gameplan!
I'm A Celebrity... Leave 'em in the jungle.
Along with the H!IACGMOOHN Now 'audience'... or rather, the Jeremy Kyle rejects that pass from reality spin-off show to reality spin-off show. It's the same bloody Rent-A-Retard crowd on H!IACGMOOHN as was on Pig Botherers Pig Snout etc...
"Yeah, like, I fink Simon Webbe shud win, coz, like, although he ain't done nowt, like, but he's got a great six-pack, innee. He's well fit, so he deserves to win, innit."
