Wednesday, 17 December 2008

There’s a guy in the place with a bitter sweet face...

...and he goes by the name of Bob The Builder!

Never mind the breezeblocks, It seems it's more like Bob The Dealer!!

And just like E's Are Good, he's encouraging pill peddling with his latest musical offering "Big Fish, Little Fish, Cardboard box".

Now, as all the world knows, this is a song designed to get the rugrat ravers into the aceeed house dance stylee, by having the iconic hyped-up hand-jive of the afficionado of the speed freak as the official dance.

So now know we know why his 'Escort' is called Wendy. Wend-E, more like!!

I'll just bet Spud's "On the job" - a bank job, to feed his crack habit that Bob's got him dependant on!

And there's a healthly supply, what with gay Farmer Pickles* growing Certain Substances on his back allotment.

Can we fix it...

Yeah, we can get you a fix, no probs mate...

* HE OWNS A SEMI-TRAILER TRUCK CALLED PACKER... SHORT FOR FUDGEPACKER!!