The best things in life are free
But you can give them to the birds and bees
I wants money!
Nooooo! What use have pelicans or a honey making insectoids for free gifts? If they're free, give 'em to me!
I can flog 'em down t'car boot or eBay and be quids in!!
And if I take them down to Flog It or Bargain Cunt, I can Ocshun it off for wodges of wonga!
And just what are these 'best things' that are free? I think everyone will agree that one the the best things in life is chocolate. And is chocolate free? No. Nelson Mandela is.
And surely, trying to foist off ex-political prisonery world leaders as a free gift isn't the best way to impress your beau. And just why are you with this callous partner, who would rather dump Nellie in the garden to be feasted upon by pigeons and bees alike?
But what do I know? I just wants MONEY!
