But why would anyone ring dodgy 70s-moustachio'd beshorted athletes to advise them of the fact?
It's not like there is a maurauding mass of goats swarming through the streets followed by yodelling goatherders!
And it's not as if goat is an everyday meal (unless you're having a curry at a festival).
However, it does appear that they're remaking 80s blockbuster Goatbusters. Instead of Dana's appartment high in a tower block, it's high on a hill! Zozer the Gozarian is replaced by a lonely goatherd, with Zuul and Vinz Clortho two sheep(goat?)dogs.
And to top it all - they've taken out Mr Stay-Puft, and replaced it with a duality of Got Your Number types!
I'm gonna dial 118-118, and ask "Just exactly what is a fear of goats called?"...
High on some pills
Was a lonely goatherd
Yaydle-odle-Yadle-odle-Yay-eee-oooo
Rolling around
In a load of goat turds
Yaydle-odle-Yadle-odle-oooooh
