Some wimmin have a fancy man...
Some wimmin have a fiancee man...
And if they're really unlucky, some wimmin have a Beyoncé man...
A wild and an untamed thing!
A bee with a deadly sting!
Yay, it be germanic sausage knight, all hail Daria O'Brien, host of Mock The Weak (especially if they're in basques). A sweet IRAnvestite, from transexual Portaloo-Narin.
I reckon I can pass for Christopher Bigguns...