Phew - no dodgy P2P metamphetamine murderous shennanigans in the bogs last night! Then again, we're not in Widness, so it don't matter none.
But beware, young rumspringa, for your nonconformist use of telecomunications for the mule & cart home can lead to excommunication from them thar Plain Folk.
Poor old Anna Baptiste - should've been Forsythe or Campbell with their Toblerones and Boom-Sticks (Shop smart - Shop S-Mart!!)
Now you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you...
Good ole Book - The... SPECIAL Hell...
