But it's so weeny, you really, really have to look ever so close to see what it is...
Peery, peery..
Ah, that exquisite italalian dishery!
Poulet vouz! (a-ha!)
Take it now and eat it (a-ha!)
Pizza's what we get (a-ha!)
But in the morning you'll regreeeeet...
...Italian munchification leading to swollen belly* and ill fitting trews
* ESPECIALLY IF THE ITALIAN IS LUIGI, AND THE SAMPLING OF HIS "SPECIAL SAUSAGE" LED TO TEABAGGING OF THE MEATBALLS AND SHAGGERY IN THE SPAGHETTI BIN AMONGST THE RAGU AND CARBOURETTA SAUCE.