Tuesday, 24 February 2009

Oh crépe...

Apparently, pancakes are called pancakes because
(a) They're cooked in a pan and
(b) They're made from cake mix.

I disagree, coz

(a) It's a skillet, not a pan and 
(b) If it were cake mix, it wouldn't turn into Yorkshire Puddings in the oven.

Although, you could stuff a Yorkshire with Jam and Cream and pass it off as a deep fried vicky sponge. 


Toad in the hole - bung a banana in, throw out the gravy and slap on some maple syrup or toffee sauce for a delicious deep fried banoffee pie!


And how come it's Yorkshire pudding? Puddings are desserts - all spongey treaclyness and custard, as opposed to a crispy crunchy battery lump floating in gravy. At least Steak & Kidney pudding looks like a sponge pudding...


....well, looks more a créme caramel really, especially when Mr Chippy pours the gravy on top like the caramel sauce...


Oh, what I wouldn't do for Pudding, Chips, Peas and Gravy right now!!


Pudding indeed - even the word sounds some pervy illicit activity... One for the Profanisaurus, methinks!


Pudding: The act of pulling one's pud. Or something.