Good old East Anglia!
Famed for it's inbred tractor wielding yokels, they've now got specialised cinema showings for that "special member" of the family!
Yep - they're having special shows for dogs (and I don't mean in a Chav The Lads' latest 12yr old scummy mummy shagpot).
Seems that some gormster had the bright idea that Disneys latest 3D venture, "Bolt", about a TV stuntdog would mainly appeal to... well, dogs, actually! And for 95p, your hound can freely enter, take up a seat and poop in the popcorn whist rising the furry third leg salute to their CGI animated hero.
What's even worse, is that some people actually took their pooches to the flix, forcing them to wear 3D spex!!
What is the world coming to - must be them modern times. Even munchmuff moviebuffs are using Wednesdays for sapphic cinema dateage of fictional characters, such as green faced western witches, engaging in scissor sister action in the back row (as long as there's no dirty cops - the reverse of which probably crossed Pee-Wee Hermann's mind during his onanistic Odeon ordeal)!!
What next - a special showing of Dumbo, when some Aminal Activists bring along some circus freed Elephants, whilst some tart tongues out a furry godmother? I don't mind, as long as they clean up after...
...so on my next trip, I don't slip in shit like John Norks...
