'twould appear that in order to get these hook handed suicide bombers to confess and divulge the intricacies of their plot, they are exposed to Popular Music as a form of torture.
One musician that is apparently quite effective is old wobbly head, David Gray. A quick burst of his Greatest Shits and terrorist tumble at the feet of the American Invaders!
Unfortunately, I'm on the side of the terrorists here - If I was banged up in QuentinTatantino Bay, and they played that at me, I'd confess to being Gossamer Bin-Liner himself! It's inhumane, I tell thee. OK, so they might have been involved with killing 3000+ people in the Twin Towers, but playing David Gray at them is a step too far, and just fuels further incitement and hatred against the west.
I mean - where does it stop? If you accept David Gray as acceptable torture, then it's a slippery slope down to Natasha Beddingfield (although I wouldn't mind slipping down her slopes on a bed in a field), and then there'll be a Parliament Act to rush in James Blunt. Live.
What they should do, is bung on "No Limit" by 2 Unlimited - it's got such an infectious beat that guards and terrorist will caper about, hand-in-hook, and forget about Jihads and oil, and the world will be full of Smiley, Happy People. Having fun.
After all, who can remain angry at the west and all it's invasionary justice, when you've got Anita flouncing her hair about in full 1993 stylee. Heck, even Gossamer Bin-Liner would throw off his smock, don a black leather coat, and pretend to be Ray in a cave full of pinball machines, punching the cavernous air with his arms as he declares "you try to diss me coz I sell out, I'm makin' Techno, and I am PROUD!"
No no
No, no no no
No, no no no
No no
There's no Jee-had
No, no Jihad
Won't bomb from the skies
No cavern to keep
No mountains to hide
No, no Jihad
We'll give up our fight
We'll do what you want
And reduce the oil price
Let me hear you say Yeah!
