Today, I'm blogging deep within the heart of HMV!
How cool is that! Surrounded by shelves of DVDs and on a pewter...
...actually, not much different to being at home then, apart from the inclusion of various shopliftery types slipping CDs up their jumper left, with bomb filled backpacks about their person.
Anyhoo, being in The City on a hot day means the guzzlement of icy cold drinks, such as smoothies.
Smoothies my arse! They're not 'all that'.. and actually, they ain't that smooth at all! In fact, they've got bits of seeds and peel and pith in it (and I sure hope that the serving wench didn't have a lisp when she said that!).
And if it's got bits in, it cannot be called a smoothie.
A liquidized drink with NO bits in is a Smoothie. Ergo* a liquidized drink with bits in must be called a Bittie...
...but I ain't suppin' on norks in a city centre cafe bar!!!
* AS OPPOSED TO ORGO. THE MAGNIFICENT. OR EVEN THE SLIGHTLY LARGER AND OVERWEIGHT IMP-LIKE COMPANION TO F'TUM'SCH!!!
