Explorer in the further regions of gastonomic experience is all very well, but eternal torment with a ladle and a colander is a bit excessive. OK, so he maight have a bit of inventiveness with his whisk and an egg slicer, but from what eyesore, the evilest he got was forcing Mr Fishy to wait in the car whilst everyone else got fed!
Angels to some...
Devils to others...
Chefs to the common man...
Oh, no tears please, it's a waste of good suppering...
Mmmmm.... supper....
Hello! Hooray! What a nice day!
For an Eton Trifle!
Eton mess indeed - sounds like some pervy lights-out-in-the-dorm public school spunkathon! And as for Cambridge... how come people call it Came-bridge, when it's named after the bridge over the river Cam.
Ergo, the first syllable is Cam, not Came. You'd think these public school toffs would know that, but I suppose their too busy chucking their Eton Mess onto biscuits for the last one to come to scoff* to actually learn anything of academic value...
That said, how come camera isn't pronounced Came-ra. Probably so that it wouldn't be mistaken for the brother of Princess Adora (But obviously not Prince Adam).
By the power of numbskulls!!
* AND THAT'S TRUE, THAT IS. SPIKE MILLIGAN (GOD BLESS HIM) SAID SO. WELL, HE WAS REFERRING TO SOLDIERY TYPES, BUT WE ALL KNOW WHAT THESE OXBRIDGE TYPES ARE LIKE, WHAT WITH TARQUINS SISTER NOBBING CARRUTHERS HORSE AND WAGSTAFF KEEPS HIS CRUMPETS WARMLY ENSCONCED TWIXT FAGS CHEEKS.
