Now, that there BT has yet another advert with The Family, and now they've gone all Nice & Sleazy!
Gormster walks out of the shower to see his luscious lady lounging in bed, gossiping like some fisherwife to some other saucy slapper. Now, what is he thinking: it's about living together, and life's little 'perks'...
...and we all know what perks HE'S gawking at! What's the camera focused on? Only the slinky strumpet sheathed in a silky slip! Not only that, the bedcovers are rolled down so that her bra-less bazookas are in full high-nip-def as her top lightly moulds to her every curve.
And then he goes an whips his towel away, flashing his cock about, whilst she gives a cursory glance before returning to her mystery caller.
I know sex sells, but norks and nobs are hardly the right advertising utensils for a free weekend calls, unless you're calling at a brothel, which is a soup kitchen (from the word Broth - a form of soupy stew. Although, if Stu is covered in soup, then it must be one of them specialist brothels that offer Personal Services: Dominatrix, Female Nazi PoW Camp Leader, or Nigella Lawson with lobster bisque in a basque).
I dunno - next it'll be how you can slip your SIM card into any model phone represented by indiscriminate jiggery-porkery instead of just jugs.
BT? Bitti more like!
