Whilst in the darkest recesses of Hades, one of my many companions of the evening voiced the question:
"What would Xymon look like without his beard?"
Well a great deal fatter faced fool than currently, for The Goatee has a curious property of making your face look thinner than it should.
So perhaps I should a "Brazillian" done on me chest hair then!
Well, strangely enough, The Facial Furniture came into being around 1996-7, but amazingly, I have very few photos of the svelt 28" smooth faced lad of some 26 summers shining like a beacon of gorgeousness.
Just the usual ugly fat git stuffing his face!
So, over on Basefuck*, there's some pics of the fresh faced gormster. Long of hair and bereft of lip slugs and chinwigs.
Nightmare!
And to further inflict the visage of the Elephant Man/Igor hybrid, a couple of 'em are on Owned. Let's see if Joolz can beat me now!
Mwah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
(See, I'm a-makin' progress on that Evil Villian laugh!)
* WHAT'S THAT? YOU'RE NOT ON FARCEBERK? WELL, I CAN'T LET YOU ESCAPE THE FRIGHT MASK USED TO SCARE GWEN TURNER MOBY, SO I'M BUNGING 'EM ON MOISPICE AN' ALL!
EXTRA MWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
