Take the bird up at the Holiday Inn - goes to work with vibratory jugs. Assuming her phone's going off, she ignores it. Come lunchtime and the feckless mare drops her phone... but her knockers are still thrumming away as if receiving a text.
So, she goes to investigate - only to find she had a bloody bat nestéd in her bap hangers!
Honestly, how can you not notice a winged rodent scrabbling about in your busomly bower from 7:30am till 12:00?
Anyhoo, I like how she went on and the publicity shy plonker posed for the Eastern Evening News to replicte the moment of discovery:
According to the associated article, the dozy wench "went on to say that when everyone in the office crowded round to see the bat it escaped to a dark corner in the office"... Looking at her Reconstruction in the photo, I very much doubt they were crowding round to see the bat... more like gathering round to get a really good eyeful of her baps!
I dunno, Batman, Batgirl, and now the BatTwat in a Batbra...
