I wonder if a wig is weaved on a family hairloom, and if so, is it woven by the insane relative in the attic, IE a hairloon?
These things are important!
As opposed to impotent, as I've heard that having a baldy bonce is 'quite a turn on' apparently, and the more scalpy you are, the more virile you are.
That said, this fact is often proffered by those bereft of flowing locks upon their pate, so there could be a bit of blowing their own trumpet going on. And if they're blowing their own trumpets, it's litle wonder that they want to buff up their sexual vigour in order to be blown by a strumpet instead...
Or something...
