We all know how the 8th wonder of the world toppled off the Umpire's State Building, but I gave little thought to any possible consequences.
The dense jungles of Korea, being rife with Gorilla warfare, is where Skull Island was, and where visiting white women are shagged by monkeymen. In this case, before Ann Darrow was rescued by Jack Driscoll, she had a torrid affair with the oversized (and oversexed) ape.
The result of this union was half-man/half-simian, and named after it's daddy.
King Kong II, who rose to power to rule over North Korea!
Now, it seems King Kong II died recently. Well, 5 years ago, apparently. Seems that his public appearances have all been staged by Andy Serkis in a bright blue leotard with balls all over it, whilst WETA project CGI apefolk into conference rooms to allay suspicion.
We would never have known if 'he' hadn't failed to turn up at Korea's 60th anniversary parade. It would appear that one of them Technical Glitches caused the hologram to not appear as scheduled, and everyone saw through the scam. They should really have been able to see through the hologram, but CGI is just too convincing these days.
Makes you wonder how many of these world leaders have died and been replaced with CGI and automatons. If fact, how many really exist, apart from as a string of binary code controlled from deep within Mornington Crescent?
And those that do exist are reptillian overlords in Edgar suits...
