Thursday, 25 September 2008

Keep the noise down...

shhhhhhh!

No Willow here, but mountains of melt in the minge blue wrapped delight!

But applicate it not into your p.pipe, for it's recommended that you use Cocoa Pat. Personally, I recommend it not, for you could mix the softly spoken chinese volcalising in with recycled Rolf Harris In Disguise* poultry poducts.

Totally finger lickin' good in conjuntion with Barb IQ and proffered berries.

Ah, if only She offered up her chapstick instead!

Could've been worse - she could have presented her cheery chaps dick, and although he may like cock, it's not my glass of coke.

Still, at least we weren't out, teasing the teats of sows for musical merriment and kicking the piglets. Not to mention torturing the pussy and choking the chicken!

Em? I see Kay!
Eeeee, Why?
Em... oh, you I see!

Burning your fags into Pluto's fur and tossing off seven dwarfs before getting Minnie to depend on Crack and pimping her out to Goofy and Donald whilst sending The Heavies round to the three little pigs to give them a good kicking for being behind on their 250% interest rate loan.

Steamboat Willie? Reservoir Rodents, more like!

* DYEING YOUR BEARD WHITE WILL NOT HIDE THAT DISTINCTIVE VISAGE. SECRET HERBS AND SPICES... CAN YOU TELL WHAT IT IS YET?