No V.I.N.CENT...
No B.O.B...
No Descent Into Hell...
No Big Bang creation of a new universe to play God in...
No transdimensional portal opening and flooding our parallel universe with a rage of vicious monstrosities...
Not even a TimeShift to make us live alongside Dinosaurs or find the identity of Jack The Ripper..
Just 2 streams of photos circling a 27km tunnel.
No sense of adventure these modern day greybeards!
Hold on a mo - although it's been switched on, they haven't even done the End Of The Universe and Suck Everyone Off (Into A Black Hole) experiments yet! That's not for a few days!
So, still time to be sucked into some Stargate wormhole then! And then where will we be?
All baldy headed with gold tatoos on our foreheads and bunging apostrophies into everything to make it sound cool (I notice it's called the Cern project. Cerne Abbas Giant anyone? Reminiscent of T'ealc and his electro-staff? Although it really should be Samantha Carter all nudie on a hillside, but that's just me... ).
Not to mention being thrust into abject slavery by the Goa'uld and have betentacled symbiots shoved up out bots and have to speak in echoey growly voices a lot.
Better by some shares in Strepsils and Lockets then!
Forget all this shedding light on temporal physics, it's purely a ploy by Tixylix to boost profit margins in the credit crunch!
In my eyes, Indisposed
In disguise as no one knows
Hides the face, Lies the snake
In the Sun in my disgrace
Boiling heat, Summer stench
'neath the black the sky looks dead
Call my name through the cream
And Ill hear you scream again
Black hole sun
Wont you come and wash away the rain
Wont you come and wash away the rain
Black hole sun
Wont you come, Wont you come?
Stuttering, cold and damp
Steal the warm wind tired friend
Steal the warm wind tired friend
Times are gone for honest men
And sometimes far too long for snakes
In my shoes, a walking sleep
and my youth I pray to keep
Heaven send Hell away
No one sings Like you Anymore
Black hole sun
Wont you come and wash away the rain
Wont you come and wash away the rain
Black hole sun
Wont you come, Wont you come?
Hang my head
Drown my fear
Drown my fear
Till you all just disappear
Black hole sun*
Wont you come and wash away the rain
Wont you come and wash away the rain
Black hole sun
Wont you come, Wont you come?
* AH - THERE'S B.O.B.! SUSPECT HE BELONGS IN THE PINK LODGE!!
