don't'cha just hate being called out from a fantastic party at 10pm to sort out 60+ major issues, only to find on your arrival the gates are locked and barred.
And after 20 mins waiting for Security to remove the blockade, you get's into the foyer and he drives off...
...and then you find you're actually locked out of your office, and have to wait another 45 mins for him to come back and let you in.
And by the time you've logged on, there's only 14 'issues', and it's all been dealt with, and never was your problem to begin with.
And you crawl back home, only to get a call at 11:30 to say everythings going well, and you probably won't be needed. In fact, you didn't even need to be called out last night.
This shit sucks, Dude. Get OFF my DICK. This is so much fucked up bullshit, I can't believe it man. Oh God, what am I doing? Honestly? Work is one ugly bitch.
And a slut.
Where's me sweater...
Still, 2 hours of overtime!!
And I didn't even have to play the guitar on the MTV...
But, alas, no chips for tea...
