After Dubious Eyesight Visual went experimental with multiple Bollos, they've come back as Colobus (NOT the crab), and a new album about the Fantastic Herb's journey from Statuesque Simian to Bhudda.
Trouble is, it ain't complete and it's all in the language of the most favoured segmented topping of la gateaux de fromage.
Which is a tip off, as it's all creamy sweetness, and not Medusa-olla!
But it is, cry the Ramseys (not the one's covering cakes in shells, the potty mouthed brown one), it's Cream Cheese!
Ha! Why pay a fortune to Sarah Lee? Get a digestive, smear some Philly over it, and plonk a strawberry on top! Hey Preston! Instant pudding!
I'm taking that on Britains Best Fish, and wafting it under The Goolden's nose.
Get that bouquet up yer bucket, missus!
