It's amazing the lengths some people will go to to remain in power.
Take Zanzibar. There's an evil beastie terrorizing the local populace. Known as the Popo Bawa, it's a giant bat like humanoid with one glowing eye.
Now, there's no end to the eyewitnesses who see this aeronautical devilry, and are often willing to go On Camera to recount their experiences.
Apparently, the Popo Bawa flies through open windows, duffs up the men and rapes the... well, men!
After a thorough investigation (of one night) the investigative team concluded that each wave of sightings coincided with an election, and therefore was down to The Government playing on their superstitions to make them vote for them.
Seems a bit extreme to tart yerself up in some PVC batmonster suit and violate young men in their bedrooms just to ensure you get their vote for another term in office!
An excuse for getting into an orifice, if you ask me!
Can you imagine if The Civillised West adopted such practices? Heaven forbid the London Mayoral campaign has a policy of Boris Johnson in a latex batsuit clambering through your B&B window and proceeding to bumsex you into voting for him over Red Ken.
In Bi-Elections, there will be these "swings both ways" politicians, shagging you (and your partner) senseless in your sleep to secure your vote, all whilst wearing a rubber Batman/Batgirl outfit (like the one in Batman & Robin with the nipples and the shapely ass of Alicia Silverstone).
And do They warn us of this at Election Time? No, they just get Jon Snow out with his Swing-o-meter, going on about how many politicians are swingers, or something. Meanwhile pervy politicians are donning gimpmasks and bumraping us for our votes...
Oh, it's ever so bad for Mugabe to refuse to give up power, but it's OK for Gordon Brown to hump the ass of slumbering voters in a plot to stay in power!
It's political correctness gone mad!
Or something...
