Although I was amazed at the lyrics. I know people hear different lyrics in songs (such as Madge singing about Anna Friel in Ray of Light, and Sting going on about Sue Lawley), but all this time I was mistaken. Seems most of the words are actually "dum de dum de dum", eg
dum dum de dum dum, NO BODY LOVES ME
dum dum de dum dum de MONSTROSITY!
Honestly, grown men and women... well, men & women... OK, maybe a couple of adults and a bunch of brats, and none of them know the lyrics to one of (if not the) most famous song on the planet.
But it's a bit of an odd song though. What I don't understand, is if this bohemian bloke feels so much remorse over shooting some bloke in the bonce, why does he douse himself in marmalade?
Unless..., this is Freddie's sexual deviancy coming out. We've all heard about how these anal retentive types slather their shlongs in butter to ease their way up the back passage - but Marmalade?
Chivers down his spine... and dribbling down his arsecrack as well, I shouldn't wonder!
Golden Shred as a lubricant indeed! Still, I suppose after a full on mingemunching session, makes a change to extract slivers of orange peel rather than pubes wot are stuck 'twixt yer teeth.
As long as it's not marmite...apart from being foul tasting, it would just look like you shat yerself. My mate Marmite indeed. And if you're mating utiizing yeast extract products as a sex aid, then there's something seriously wrong.
Although I guess Vegemite is OK, coz that would be like pleasuring yourself with a cucumber.
Or something...
