I was checking what's on at the Cinema* on the teletext, and it would appear that there are special Parent And Baby screenings.
All very well, I hear you cry - why should childless folk have their movies spoilt by screaming babies and feral kids, just because some 14yr old chavscum can't keep her hands off her teachers cock? Let them sit in a room where their offspring run rampant and bellow, where it will be the norm with the other 12yr olds and their brood.
However, I was most surprised to find that Hellboy II, being a 12A, was one of these Parent and Baby screening.
Hmmmm... not entirely sure why any 9yr old scummy mummy would take their brat to experience Hellboy II. Maybe I'm reading it wrong, and it's an irresponsible parent and baby screening!
Still, I guess these are the muvvers who ain't, like, bovvered, and will take their spawn off to the latest spoof movie to teach then about shagging so they know how to do it when they get to secondary school, and how to play the council so they can have the best homes, mobile phones, PS3s and Hi-Def telly for wanton nobification.
Forget Scary Movie - it's Pervy Movie these ChavMums want!
* I'M OFF TO SEE 'THE STRANGERS' LATER. BEING A REMAKE OF US FILM 'FUNNY GAMES', BEING A REMAKE OF FRENCH FILM 'FUNNY GAMES', BEING A REMAKE OF FRENCH FILM ILS (THEM) WITH A TWIST.
