You may recall that I reported on them Italians hypnotising shop staff, and nicking all their wares while the poor clerk stands there like a lemon.
Well, it would appear this practise has spread to the UK and those garage mechanics are making the most of it!
Take Kwik-Fit - you take a child into the garage, when said child starts playing up. So, rather than ChavMum take responsibility for her feral brood, it's left to Mr Spanner to waggle his fingers in the childs face and put 'em into a deep sleep.
Now, why would an oily layman learn how to put a child into a sleepy trance? Kwik-Fit Fitter? Kidd-ie Fiddler, more like!
And what about poor, unchaperoned MILFs who break down in secluded leafy lanes? Out comes Mr Kwikie, a-waggles his fingers in the WaGs face, and ZAP! Into a trance she goes. Everythings now set for old pervy mechanic to get his nuts out, have a good check out of her airbags, get her bonnet up, get some lubricant on the go, flood her tanks with his 'bio fuel', then wake her up and demand payment! And when they decide on an unfeasibly large price, it's payment in even more sex they want, according to them Rogue Tradery type exposé shows!
Hypnosis?
Rhohypnolosis, more like! Damn mechanics hypnotising stranded strumpets, and nicking all their underwear while the poor MILF stands there like a trollop.
"We're the boys to trust"? Not likely!!
