Normally, one of the unspoken rules of The Horror Movies is that the ones that get deaded to death are all fuelled up on sex and booze.
So, imaging my suprise when following my rant about Halloween:H2O, I sees an advert for the scary follow up: Fuit Shoot: H2O.
Apart from having a little Wii Mii of my mate Chez dancing in puddles, it seems to be linked to other fruit based beverages.
Oh, Arses! 'Springs' to mind! Hold on... wellsprings! And who springs up from wells... only bloody Sadako/Samara with her hideous glaring eye of fright! Oh arses indeed!
Murderous Mayhem due to watery liquid refreshement by a Victor Carune human/plant hybrid on the rampage. Abducting daughters and quaffing Fruits of the Forest cordial in roadside diners whilst on the run from The Feds, intent on seeding his spores into the atmos, as well as seeding his whores to bring about an army of cactii-kids, sucking the chlorophyll out of the neighboring foliage, and when that runs out, resorting to feasting on the blood of hitch-hikers.
And as for Ribena... well, it seems those gentically modified blackcurrants aren't safe from the wrath of vimto-lipped psychopaths - chasing the poor fruit around the kitchen until they can squish them in a horrifying manner!
Fruit Shoot: H2O - The Night She Poured Some...
