Not so everyone’s favourite foxy felon, for the Brushmeister has been apprehended for Race Crime!
It seems young Bing Bing will have to be taken into care, as his custodian (One Basil BNP Brush) has been puppetly apprehended by the policy for spouting racial intolerance! Yes, Basil Bigot is a foul facist fox of the most rabid and racist sort!
Surely not, I hear you cry! What has The Brush said on TV to cause such complaints and command incarcertion? Worn a KKK pillowcase? Called for Jews to be gassed? Demanded White Rights, not Foreign Shites? Slitting slitty eyed japs eyes off? Polishing off the Polish? Put Johnny Foreigner in a field and BOOM BOOM bomb the lot of ’em?
No, it’s much more Evil than that!
He did a sketch where... dare I mention it without retribution and uprising...
A sketch where....
...a gypsy sold him some lucky heather and some wooden pegs!
SHOCK! HORROR! OUTRAGE!
No wonder the policy got called in! Jesus, I remember I was down by GAP on London Street, and an old Gypsy woman tried to sell me some lucky heather and tell my fortune! I should have had her arrested for being racist! How dare a gypsy sell lucky heather and try and tell my fortune - that’s RACIST that is!!!
Sometimes, you just have to wonder about the mentality of people who watch childrens TV*...
Hey, Anna, you’re a disgrace
You’re gonna end the morning with pie on your face
You’d better get ready, coz the points they don’t lie
Here it comes, the Toonattik pie!
Ooooh, excuse me - I need to ring The Filth, coz that’s racist towards clowns...
...or A Scissor Sister, who may indeed end a morning with (hair) pie on her face...
...or even bukkake'd breakfast babes all cream pie'd as they spin on the golden wheel of twizzle. Or something.
* WAIT A MINUTE... HOW DID THIS TRAVELLER MANAGE TO COMPLAIN TO THE LAW - SURELY AS A CAREFREE WANDERING ROMANY TYPE, HE SHOULD BE BLISSFULLY UNAWARE OF TELEVISION, LET ALONE A PHONE! HE SHOULD BE TOO BUSY FIXING THE WHEELS OF HIS CARAVAN, ABDUCTING CHILDREN, NICKING LIVESTOCK & MILK, READING THE TAROT AND SINGING FOLKSIE SONGS BY A CAMPFIRE AS AN AGED OLD CRONE INVOKES CURSES ON THE TOWNIES.
AND HOW COME THE LAW TOOK HIS COMPLAINT SERIOUSLY, AND DIDN’T GO ROUND TO THE TRAVELLER SITE AND ESCORT THEM OUT OF THE VILLAGE, AND SEND THEM ON THEIR WAY WITH A FEW GOOD TRUNCHEONINGS (AFTER PLANTING COPIOUS QUANTITIES OF COCAINE AND PARTAKING OF THE "HOSPITALITY" OF THE GYPSY KING’S DAUGHTER) ?
