Now, I'm all for dumbed down telly, but if you're going to show something, at least give it it's proper name!
I've always wanted an orrery, so I bought part 1 of Build your own model solar system.. Now, why bother calling it a model solar system when the actual term is an orrery? Why not call it Build your own orrery, for by the illustration of the completed item on the cover, you can see it's a model of the solar system!
The trouble is, it's a partwork, so there's another 51 weeks worth @£5.99 - that's a lot of dosh just to assemble a working model of the universe. Not only that, if you want the correct size allen keys and screwdrivers, you have to subscribe!
And after all that, I'll get it all up and working, and wearing me new eyepatch to prevent ID theft I'll have only 1 eye on display, so I'll get mistaken for Aughra and bloody beetling Garthim warriors will trash me walls so they can snatch The Aniston away from me and do her a death.
More bloody expense!
