So the ranting uniped has gone out on a limb and been found completely out of her tree!
Ole hopalong, although pleased with what she got (basically what Macca offered in the first place, plus a couple of houses) instead of £125,000,000, is all up in arms (cos she’s deficient in legs) coz poor ickle 4year old Bernie will only get £35k a year.
That’s two grand a month, post tax!!!
What the feck is a 4 year old going to do with all that dosh? Well, according to Mentally Ills Lookatme, it’s not enough for the poor babby to buy an ’A’ class ticket. The poor mite will have to muddle through on a ’B’ class ticket!
So Lady Muckartney will have to ’stump’ up the extra cash!
Still, with £25K in the bank, I wonder if she went out and got legless.
Mind you, she didn’t have a leg to stand on. Claiming she lost millions coz Paul wouldn’t let her go out and model Bra’s - hah! Might as well claim she lost millions coz Clarkes and Brantano won’t hire Lame Jane Silver.
Earning £35k a year aged 4! I’m 9½ times older than that, and I don’t earn that much!
Now I aint sayin she's no gold digga...
