A TISWAS Order Of Death...

This is what you want...

This is what you get......when you spend £1.19 on a special FX blockbuster!

Well, you can take your burger and bugger it right up twixt yer own buns, for I want to see the special FX blockbuster!

Honestly - what a no-brainer! A piss-ass burger, or a brilliant film about a giant dog in a Godzilla costume!

Honey, I Blew Off The Pets, or something! Who needs huskie hounds heads thrusting out of the protoplasmic mass of The Thing when you can have a pug with it's tongue lolling out from beneath a green monster head.

Cloverfield? Pah! Roverfield I say! THIS IS WHAT WE WANT!!!

[EDIT]: I forgot to mention that Godzilla is an anagram of I DOG LIZA L. Not that I ever go out dogging with the left eyed one (or the L'Amour one, which going by the name you'd think was well up for it!), but it proves that there is at least one dog in godzilla (and presumably that Liza is a right old dog*), and that alone justifies the £1.19 expense to realise such a literal vision.

Also, that this should really be captioned TIWWAS instead of TISWAS, but hey ho.

As long as the Blockbuster Movie has a segment of Trevor McDoughnut interviewing survivors of the killer-dog-inna-rubber-suit, I'm happy. Happier if it were multiple segments of Chocolate Orange, but you can't have everything.

* AT LEAST, THE LIZA I WAS AT SCHOOL WITH WAS, SKANKY SCANDINAVIAN SCUZZBUCKET THAT SHE WAS!