First, they make The Milky Bar kid a bird, then take away his pisols, and now even the legendary catchphrase has gone! It’s just some kind meandering through a field - at the very least we should get "milky bars are on me".
On second thoughts, maybe melted choccie bars poured onto children is a tad pervy.
But that does NOT excuse the lasklustre performance of Josstick Stoned. Sitting there warbling on about her dreary ass music, then plods over to the sink to mumble "only the crumbliest..." - and she doesn’t do the "tastes like choklit never tasted before" bit.
AND she doesn’t fellate the flake!
Outrageous!
If you want to compete with a drumming gorilla, a moody muppet does not suffice!
Oh well, at least Mars have got rid of the "pleasure you can’t measure" and put the old one back: "A Mars a day eventually makes you a big fat porker".
Or something.
And how come choccie bars are being blacklisted as "indulgent snacks" by these so called "heathy" snacks?
NY snack is an indulgent snack! "Swap your indulgent snack for a great tasting snack bar" - like arse! What they actually mean is:
Swap your indulgent snacks for another indulgent snack
Prefereably one with less lard in
Not to mention the cheek of bloody Rice Crispies! Everyone knows how to make a rice crispy cake. But nooooooo - obviously todays thickarse teens are incapable of melting chocolate, adding Rice Cripsies and leaving it to set.
Snap, crackle and choc indeed!
