They’re great, Americans! Bush is clearly a role model for the young intelligensia of modern day US.
One of ’em came up with a great money making scheme. His premise was simple:
Approach friends & family members, and tell them that your wife is a CIA operative. For a large fee, she will be able to train satellites upon you. These special satellites lock on and scan you, and see what illnesses you have. Then, as you sleep, CIA operatives will sneak into your house and inject you with remedies to get rid of cancerous grouths or whatnot.
The beauty of it is that it’s so unintrusive - the satellites scan from space, and you’re drugged up in yer sleep, so you go on as if nothing ever happens, safe in the knowledge that your health is kept in trim by the CIA.
Who’d pay to be scanned as they go about their daily business, and let strangers creep in and inject you in your blissful ignorant slumbers?
Lots of Americans, that’s who! They seemed a tad outraged when they found out that he’d been ever so slightly fibbing.
I really do think I’ll have to go to America and make my fortune! I’m sure I can come up with some equally bizarre idea to part a Yankee from his Dollars.
Only in America...
